i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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