I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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