If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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