ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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