problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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