sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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