i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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