my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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