We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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