Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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