when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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