so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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