To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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