Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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