White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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