google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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