I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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