Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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