your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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