She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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