After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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