Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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