wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Randomize