I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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