I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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