Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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