yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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