That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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