it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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