i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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