and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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