all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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