? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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