Well apparently he's into motor boating.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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