im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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