You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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