My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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