Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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