Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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