69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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