1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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