big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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