To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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