I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You don't make any sense
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