There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it was like his penis was on wheels.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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