If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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