I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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