covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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