Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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