frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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