I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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