she was so not down for the gang bang
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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