hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Woke up backwards on a recliner
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Randomize
