Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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