your parents love me but you hate me
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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