I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She even gives head with a lisp.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
