I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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