I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I could fuck to npr.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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